Fort Worth, TX – Kenneth Copeland was excited to see his name tied to evangelicalism last week.

When asked for a comment he shouted “Shot-a-pecan-down! She-come-in-a-Hyundai; she-go-in-a-Honda.”

Sources close to Copeland sought for an interpreter to decipher his statement, but none have been located for the past 2000 years.

That didn’t stop Copeland from speaking his mind, however, “Rikki-tikki-tavi!  C-O-C-A-C-O-L-A!”

He is expected to make a more cogent statement once he recovers from his Holy Ghost Hangover, as the celebration has been heavy.

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