Washington, D.C. – Democrats have shown themselves to be concerned about the voting public once again.
According to sources inside the DNC Headquarters, the party has decided to assist in the reduction of wait times by holding off their vote until tomorrow.
“Donna [Brazile, acting chairperson for the DNC] was talking to Reince [Priebus, Chairman of the RNC],” stated the anonymous DNC source. “And each party had growing concern about the voter turnout and the amount of time each person would have to wait.”
The source stated that the most democratic way to determine which party would delay voting was with a coin toss.
“We chose heads – and wouldn’t you know we got it,” and excited source told The Breakdown.
Each state has been contacted and their election committees have been put on notice to prepare volunteers for the additional day of work.